The History of the Planet of America

Runnerboy, God, Creator, and Savior
In the beginning there was no light. Not since the Dark Lords of the Terra Nova Realm had banished the Lords of Edge away. The Lords were banished to live out their lives amongst the scum of the universe. Until one day, Lord runnerboy72000 spoke. His words were clear, and echoed throughout the universe, catching the ears of all worthy of edge. He announced his rule and power as god, emperor, and dictator of the proposed new realm. The Planet of America was planned. It was to be composed of all materials the once respectable Terra Nova Realm had, Iron, Gold, Diamonds, Coal, and so forth. The plans were met with total support by the Edge Lords, and on June 5th, 2019, the planet was birthed. It slid from Runners rectum easily and fluidly, filled with rich minerals and a variety of consumables, it was exactly what the Edge Lords were looking for. A beautiful realm of isolation and potential, to be soiled and ripped apart by the fires of industry, all created from a simple elimination of solid waste by runner. He placed upon himself a crown bearing the 'Peter' Griffin coat of arms, securing his power until death. His proclamation was met with total support, and those who didn't, disappeared. And so it was, a new realm for the Edge Lords to flex their powers extensively, birthed from Runners anus into the universe, infused with minerals, and ready for the destruction the Edge Lords were about to bestow upon it.